KidsSayTheDarnestThings!

- God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- That's pretty schnazy!
- Be a freak, being cool is over-rated!
- "The good die first."
- I have a dream!
- Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
- Scientific research has been found to be a leading cause of cancer in rats.
- Cat's urine glows under a black light.
- Its illegal to leave an aligator chained to a parking meter for more than 15 minutes in florida.
- There's water at the bottom of the ocean.
- He who laughs last is laughing at you.
- It is time for you to appologize for your current hair cut and get a new one.
- I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult, not because I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no more mature than I am.
- Happiness is an inside job.
- Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches do!
- Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
- Love your enemies. It makes them so mad.
- Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

HAVE A NICE DAY!(: